Chick-fil-A (via timhawkinscomedy)
It’s Friday, and I’m thinking that our office needs to hit the Chick-fil-A.
Unfortunately, it’s a rather long haul from where we are (20 miles or so). It’s hard to believe that LA doesn’t have Chick-fil-A’s on every street corner, but they don’t. That place would kill here.
This link is alright I guess…if only to serve as a reminder that we all need a bit more Chick-fil-A in our lives.
For your bookmarking pleasure, I present this link. He’s a friend of mine that has started a blog. I know, original much? The difference with this blog, however, is that it may actually be worth your time. I’d proudly call this guy the Cliff Clavin of our generation if Cliff Clavin wasn’t already part of our generation.
During casual conversation, he alludes to stuff that I don’t get about 75% of the time. I usually bluff my way through these situations with my finely honed and perfected all-knowing nod. Yeah, you’ve probably seen it.
But now, thanks to his blog, I won’t have to (I wish you could hear the voice in my head that is reading that line).
That’s right! He’s now spewing his knowledge amongst a sea of jocular gems in his blog space. You owe it to yourself to take a swim.
Okay, this is even funnier. And I stumbled upon it on someone else’s blog about 2 minutes after posting my other Onion link (see: below).
This is downright hilarious. Also, it looks like the language used makes my blog NSFW (not safe for work), rated M (for mature)…or whatever other acronym the fucking kids are using to text with these days.
The title of this video: Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work
Are Video Games Adequately Preparing Kids for the Post-Apocalyptic Future?
This is a great Onion video on what video games are doing to prepare kids for the apocalypse, and it’s great stuff.
I’m at possibly the ugliest display of hoops I’ve ever seen between the Warriors and the Clippers. Luckily I’ve had beer.
This would be a good time for the “dates” on the left hand side of the posts within Tumblr to include the year the post was made, because I know full well that the posts below are quite old. Clint Eastwood in Gran Turino old. My posts don’t attack Asian people, though.
(edit: I found a template that includes the year in the date, obviously)
I’m hoping to return to the faded glory of my past, and start posting here again. I’m hoping to do it with a bit of frequency. I’ve dusted off the cobwebs, and inserted some new comment features for the posts (thanks to Mike Heimowitz, who has a great blog you can check out by clicking). So, hopefully this place will get a bit livelier soon enough.
Feel free to comment on this post, or any I’ve made in the past. I do have to say that I glanced through old posts, and feel the need to update a few of the lingering questions you guys (by “guys” I mean “guy,” since I think I only have 1 follower…who I hope is really patient) have had to anxiously await during my extreme hiatus:
1. I have an iPhone, and it was bought for me. The box freakin worked. I now consider homelessness to be a career option.
2. Federer and Nadal played an even better Wimbledon match this past year, and I still love to watch every second when they play each other. It’s sport at its finest.
3. Frogs still scare me. Wait, I never posted about that.
4. Peanut Butter and Banana Benders are still gold.
I told myself that I could avoid it. No way those marketing geniuses could permeate my ability to resist even the most tempting of today’s latest and greatest. That’s right. Skin of steel.
Or some kind of soft, gelatinous liquid material.
I broke. Like Oprah in front of a buffet line, I broke. Halo 3 was in my hands on opening day, and I told myself that I would not buy this game until at least Christmas. Oh yeah. I’m a tough cookie for advertisers to crack!
Listen, I can go on and on about my inability to resist things like this, but instead, I’ll just say that the game is outstanding thus far. Feels a lot like Halo 1 in the single player, which is exactly what I wanted. The scope is enormous, and the landscape is just beautiful to stare at.
I can’t give a review yet, as I’ve barely scratched the surface. So, I guess I’ll bite the bullet and put more time into it. That’s the kinda guy I am. Tough cookie.
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters | Official Movie Site | Picturehouse Listen, I’m as nerdy as the next nerd. But these guys….wow. I recommend everyone try and see this flick. It’s such an interesting look into a world that pees on the pocket protector of every wanna-be geek.
A “documentary” about two guys trying to sell a script. Pretty freakin hilarious.
If anything, it’s great filler until Superbad comes out. I’m so ready to laugh at that. And laugh I will. A lot.
Sorry for the inconvenience, but the other boards I set up are terribly problematic, and don’t work half the time….which makes for a not-so-fun experience, honestly.
So yes, please set up your new account at the NEW message boards, which you can find by clicking on the title of this post, or clicking the following link:
I’ve set up a forum where you can discuss anything and everything. Hopefully it will help me talk a bit more with everyone.
Let me know what you think…keeping in mind that it’s free, so I can only do so much in there.
So did anybody see it? The Wimbledon mens finals?
Okay, first off, I’m fully aware that no one reads this blog. And second, I’m more aware that even if you do (and you should probably get some kind of hobby or something if you do, because I know this was not an easy site to find), tennis probably isn’t the first choice in Sunday programming. Hell, you might even be watching MC Hammer deliver a killer sermon before you tune in to the tennis.
But if you did….well, just wow. What a match, huh? Incredible action from start to finish. Watching those two play is like getting a chance to sit over Michelangelo’s shoulder while painting the Sistine. Actually, that probably would have involved some kind of weird upside down contraption thingy now that I think about it. But you get what I’m saying.
These guys are so obviously the best of the best. They glide across the court, making shots that would cause me to contort into some unnatural, most likely permanent position look as easy and natural as a child sucking a pacifier. Yes, it’s true. Upon further reading, that last statement is still creepy and doesn’t make that much sense.
If you saw the match, you got to see the best of the best compete. And for that, I hope you consider yourself lucky. I know I do.
So I really, honest to God put out a box at my work that is basically begging for some dough for an iPhone. I expected nothing more than a quarter, and perhaps some pocket lint. Maybe a troll doll.
Well, a day after, I now have 12 bucks. That’s right! 12 bucks. Some have contributed just because of the inventive nature of the box, others have put money in and said they will do it daily. Incredible.
If I had known this kind of crap would work, I would have tried it a long time ago.
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